Where is Joseph Kony?

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If your Internet has been broken all week, here's the scoop:

After 30 years of enslaving children as soldiers and prostitutes, Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony has finally become an internet sensation thanks to one viral (and controversial) video by the American organization Invisible Children. Kony directs the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), and considers himself a holy spokesman for God. The LRA claims to defend the Ten Commandments. They operate in Uganda, South Sudan, Sudan, the Democratic Republic of Congo and the Central African Republic.