Out Of Touch

Touch

Pretend that you have a whimsical but embarrassing problem, an unnatural love for stuffed animals for instance, and you want to find out if it's really that strange. Or pretend that you feel like having your annual 'Who are we and why are we here?' philosophical discussion on your rooftop after a few beers. Now scroll through your phonebook. How many of your friends would you consider calling?

If…