Say it with flowers, sweeten it with chocolates, enhance it with emails or top it up with text messages. But if you really want to maximise the potential of the written word - for whatever reason - then go for T shirts. Unlike billboards, they're easily moveable and removable and the chances of anyone defacing your shirt are somewhere between zero and zilch. So throw one on, look at yourself in the mirror, and if you like what you're living in, chances are others might like what they're looking at, too. Fortunately all T shirts aren't made by Hallmark so be prepared to be dazzled by brilliance and baffled by bullshit. SHIT will HAPPEN! This T shirt was bought at the MBK Shopping Centre, one of the largest malls in Bangkok. Price 99baht - roughly US$ 3 and some small change. Visually briliant... but I suppose that's what you get when you compare apples with crap. Been there, sat there, shat there, and bought the T shirt, too. Anyone for chamber music?